"Marty for Mayor"'s Platform
-Ensure a NO BALL TAX!!!
-Impose No Cat Zones!
-Repeal the Leash Law for Pets!
-Have More Dog Days of Summer!
-Increase Obedience Training for Puppies to Compete in Today's Global Environment!
-Eminent Domain your community's City/County Building for Doggie Daycare facilities (...for economic development)!
-Develop a "Read with Canine" Program (...for the puppies)!
-Recruit more Jobs for Dogs (a Jobs for Dogs! Program)!
-Establish facilities to "Teach Old Dogs New Tricks" (...for the older dogs)!
-Hire Detective McGruff to take a BIG BITE out of your community's corruption!